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Cheers! – Out to Lunch – It’s New Orleans

There’s an old saying – you can never be too rich or too thin. In New Orleans you might add, “And you can never produce too much alcohol.”  If you think there are more small craft breweries and distilleries here than ever before, well, you’d be wrong. A hundred years ago there were many more. We’ve…

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Moist Scrotum Ointment – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

Sage Rouge plays the part of Asterixxx the hobot in an organization called SCROTUM – the Sacred Coalition Responsible For The Total Unfunkification of the Multiverse. Sage also pays saxophone in Johnny Sketch and the Dirty Notes as well as a funk band called In Business. The latter’s newest recording is a concept album about…

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Hit Me – Out to Lunch – It’s New Orleans

After Hurricane Katrina pushed the reset button on New Orleans, some commercial streets have come roaring back. Others remain decimated. And then there’s Claiborne Avenue. Despite drainage repairs and beautification, the street remains a mismatched mix of new development and old New Orleans. A combination of both these elements can be found at Le Boxeur gym….

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Me and My Shallow V@gina – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

Lori Tipton – who you might recognize as both the creator of Sluts Unlimited and the voluptuous dynamo behind the bar in the lobby of the Ace Hotel – discovered when she went to knock herself up using the turkey baster method that it’s good know how deep your vagina is.   Lucky for her,…

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Low and Slow – Midnight Menu +1 – It’s New Orleans

Bar B Q ain’t what it used to be when dad threw a few ribs and chickens on the grill, pretty much forgot about it while he got loaded on crappy beer and we all had to pray mom’s potato salad was edible before we were forced to accompany it with various forms of carbon…

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