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Me and My Shallow V@gina – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

Lori Tipton – who you might recognize as both the creator of Sluts Unlimited and the voluptuous dynamo behind the bar in the lobby of the Ace Hotel – discovered when she went to knock herself up using the turkey baster method that it’s good know how deep your vagina is.   Lucky for her,…

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Low and Slow – Midnight Menu +1 – It’s New Orleans

Bar B Q ain’t what it used to be when dad threw a few ribs and chickens on the grill, pretty much forgot about it while he got loaded on crappy beer and we all had to pray mom’s potato salad was edible before we were forced to accompany it with various forms of carbon…

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The Foundation and The Carver – Out to Lunch – It’s New Orleans

Here’s a business decision to ponder. Suppose on any given night there’s 10,000 people listening to music in New Orleans. If you open a new music venue, will 10% of those people come to your place? Or do you have to offer something different that will attract a new audience? That’s one of the issues…

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Rampart Street – Out to Lunch – It’s New Orleans

Even in New Orleans it’s hard to imagine what Professor Longhair, oysters, streetcars, and hardware might have in common. The answer is, Rampart Street. Professor Longhair lived there. P&J Oysters have been there for about a century. Mary’s Hardware store has been there for about 5 years. And the streetcar has just made a return,…

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The Expandable Wedding Ring – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

Frank Scurlock is ready to propose at the drop of a (top) hat. Admittedly, being super-wealthy increases Frank’s chances of getting a woman he’s just met to agree to accept his Jason of Beverly Hills diamond engagement and wedding ring and commit to live with him and love him for all eternity, but so does…

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