It’s New Orleans: Happy Hour

Me and My Shallow V@gina – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

Lori Tipton – who you might recognize as both the creator of Sluts Unlimited and the voluptuous dynamo behind the bar in the lobby of the Ace Hotel – discovered when she went to knock herself up using the turkey baster method that it’s good know how deep your vagina is.   Lucky for her,…

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The Expandable Wedding Ring – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

Frank Scurlock is ready to propose at the drop of a (top) hat. Admittedly, being super-wealthy increases Frank’s chances of getting a woman he’s just met to agree to accept his Jason of Beverly Hills diamond engagement and wedding ring and commit to live with him and love him for all eternity, but so does…

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That Funky Daytime Abortion – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

Even for New Orleans, this is an unusual bar scene: a woman in a vagina costume, a drag queen, and a super-sexy African American guy having drinks.   Which one would you like to know about first? Okay, the drag queen. That’s Kitty d’Litter. It’s 3pm on a Wednesday afternoon and Kitty is wearing what…

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The Art & Science of Dandelion Heroin – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

April Stolf wrote the book on success. It’s called The Art and Science of Success. After a couple of cocktails Neuro Linguistic Programming seems pretty easy. April has enough material at this table to keep her busy for a year re-programming personalities. First there’s Zach Quinn. Zach dropped out of high school in Chalmette in 10th…

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The Art & Science of Dandelion Heroin – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans

April Stolf wrote the book on success. It s called The Art and Science of Success. After a couple of cocktails Neuro Linguistic Programming seems pretty easy. April has enough material at this table to keep her busy for a year re programming personalities. First there s Zach Quinn. Zach dropped out of high school…

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