Me and My Shallow V@gina – Happy Hour – It’s New Orleans
Lori Tipton – who you might recognize as both the creator of Sluts Unlimited and the voluptuous dynamo behind the bar in the lobby of the Ace Hotel – discovered when she went to knock herself up using the turkey baster method that it’s good know how deep your vagina is.
Lucky for her, Lori discovered her vagina is shallow, therefore her cervix was easily “bathed” and she got pregnant first time out with the baster/masturbation method. And that’s just the beginning of the conversation with Lori on today’s Happy Hour.
There are a lot of “Only in New Orleans” moments on Happy Hour, but how about this one? Two guys who have never met each other comparing notes about the Catholic brothers who beat the sh*t out of them in high school. And not even the same high school.
Mark Berger was too smart for New Orleans and go shipped off to get beaten up in Mississippi.
John Papa Gros got beat up in Baton Rouge.
Apparently it doesn’t mess you up too bad.
John has gone on to have a stellar career as a New Orleans musician, played all over the world with his band Papa Gros Funk, and now has a brand new record out, Rivers On Fire. We listen to two tracks on Happy Hour: the title track and “Cocaine and Chicken Fricassee.” If you love good old down home NOLA funk in the style of the Nevilles and Meters, the like of which you literally never hear these days, you need to check this out.
Mark Berger might be the greatest over-achiever in the city. Mark is the owner of Higher Power, a personal fitness gym that offers a unique combination of Yoga, TRX, and cycling, and has a myriad other pursuits as well, one of the most intriguing of which is an ambassador for Lulu Lemon.
If you don’t learn over 110 things you didn’t have any idea about in this 60 minute barroom conversation we’ll refund your money and buy you a cocktail.
Photos at Wayfare by Alison Moon.