A Christian foodie, a Krishna handyman, and an atheist Jew flamingo walk into a bar. Rev Ray Cannata takes on every restaurant in New Orleans, then Nick Reed’s Vishnu, and finally chews up Ann Asprodites’ secret flamingo.

Learn to kill on a budget with Kerry Cuccia the poor man’s Johnnie Cochran, the secrets of investing in OJ with Mozart’s co-writer’s cousin Graham (the girl) DaPonte, and walk around inside the dark mind of cadaverous musician Jak Locke.

With Lingerie expert: Peggy Gundlach, Queen of the Praline: Tee-Eva Perry, and James Hayes from The Lovey Dovies.