This just in! Jason Foster of [Foster Bear Films][link1] is black, Yoga teacher/film maker [Cat McCarthy][link2] is a monkey, Congressman hopeful [Caleb Trotter] [link3] wants you to smoke pot, news photographer [John McCusker][link4] feels like The Beatles.

[link1]: http://www.fosterbearfilms.com/
[link2]: http://www.nolayoga.com/index2.php
[link3]: http://calebtrotter.com/
[link4]: http://www.johnmccuskermedia.com/