If you’re a hooker visiting New Orleans, things go wrong, and you help, Julie Tizzard is the one-call-that’s-all attorney you’re looking for. She’s also one-call-that’s-all at the sperm bank where she’s a cheap date: knocked up on the first turkey basting!

You know it’s a good party when somebody spills a drink over the best-dressed person in the room.

John Michael Early and Mario Palmisano from Flowtribe stop by after their respective massage and throat-wrecking recording session and John Michael manages to spill Mario’s wine all over Julie’s dress. On the upside, We get to hear Flowtribe’s new single and the band’s strategy for survival in the brave new world of the music non-business.

UCLA dropout Kevin Allman steps away from his desk as Editor of Gambit Weekly where he’s been picking artwork for the cover of this week’s edition that bests illustrate the train wreck that is the Louisiana budget. 

Kevin has an interesting take on why all of us in New Orleans go out of our way to be nice to each other. And everybody picks a love-hate restaurant.

Photos on this page taken at Wayfare by a glass of spilled wine’s best friend, Alison Moon.