What does the perfect woman look like?

Why would a Mississippi poet break your heart while you’re in Spain?

Does MF Doom ever take off this mask?

If you know the answer to these questions don’t waste your time listening to this show.

If, however, you’re a woman and you’d like to know one non-surgical sure-fire way to have every guy in the world think you’re hot (for real), French Quarter Madam Josie Arlington and Artistic Director of Louisiana History Alive Veronica Russell has the answer.

For the more cerebral there’s the story of the 400 pound man who almost killed his girfriend having sex with her and Jneiro Jarel unleashes the full Viberian Experience. 

If you’re a guy, seriously, wouldn’t you be thrilled for this to be your girlfriend? Lynn Drury has some seriously mysterious tales of heartbreak and a unique remedy that involves silent recitations of love and sorrow. And she sings a couple of great songs.